Mystery dick
Someone that refuses to shower after sport or wears, underwear or shorts preventing teammates from seeing the dick.
Mystery dick by Aussie big boy October 16, 2020
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When you're watching a guy+girl porno, and they're going at it, when suddenly another dick or even whole male appears on screen and it becomes a three way.
"I was watching a porno, and it musta been the camera man's mystery dick that appeared in the girl's mouth"
Mystery Dick by AD17 June 13, 2007
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Mystery dick
A dick you have sex with but never see . You never get a picture , and you never have to give head .
Girl 1: how was your date with James???
Girl 2: it was great ! We hooked up but he slipped me that mystery dick . Where does it come from? Why can’t I see it ? And why do I not care ? I orgasmed 5 times
girl 1: ohh , that’s great sweetie !! I’m sure he’s not hiding anything. Men are shy about their penises. ( said unconvincingly ) Do you think you’ll take the mystery dick again?
Girl 2: mmm, I don’t know . Kind of weird . What if his cock looks like a baby’s arm with a hand ?? I can’t take that chance . I’m going to tell him I want to be friends and go on day dates, instead!!
Girl 2: it was great ! We hooked up but he slipped me that mystery dick . Where does it come from? Why can’t I see it ? And why do I not care ? I orgasmed 5 times
girl 1: ohh , that’s great sweetie !! I’m sure he’s not hiding anything. Men are shy about their penises. ( said unconvincingly ) Do you think you’ll take the mystery dick again?
Girl 2: mmm, I don’t know . Kind of weird . What if his cock looks like a baby’s arm with a hand ?? I can’t take that chance . I’m going to tell him I want to be friends and go on day dates, instead!!
Mystery dick by Alikitten123 October 13, 2020
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
You the birthday
You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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