shitsnagel 

someone who is small, weak, or lacking in any or all physical strength and skill. Not to much hope for this person, because when encountered, it usually cries for some odd reason or another.

1) In dodgeball, we ganged up on shitsnagel and made him cry like a bitch.
2)Shitsnagels hands were cold, so he cried and wanted his mommy.

shitsnagel by Salm Yong March 26, 2007

shitsnake

someone who goes behind your back, or you cant trust.

bri told his girlfriend everything you told him last nite.

what a little shitsnake !

shitsnake by billyp01 September 10, 2010

shitsnake

A person who is a total lame ass, An idiot who cannot do anything right.

Mainly used in the English speaking Caribbean

e.g. "Watch billy totally screw this up, he's such a shitsnake"

"You're a shitsnake, you can't possibly do this"

shitsnake by lenzomaru December 6, 2011

alabama shitsnail

When you take a shit in your sisters vagina so when she drags her vagina across the floor, it makes a snail trail

Shit, dude! I just performed an Alabama shitsnail last night!

alabama shitsnail by bonbon722 May 8, 2018

spitznagel 

a little white womans whore who spits on his dads dick daily and has possibly the greatest most natural looking perm ever

person 1: did you just see will spit on a bagel spitznagel?
person 2: the one coming out of the bathroom after 5 hours?
person 1: yep that’s him.

spitznagel by the bathroom May 4, 2021

shitbagel 

The act of a sexual partner shitting on a bagel in a circular pattern so as to cover it, you then jizz on said bagel and share the meal with your partner. The ultimate form of romance

John: I just had a shitbagel with Angela yesterday
Smith: tmi

shitbagel by sea_bird April 29, 2022

shnuderhyphen shitspigel 

a word to mean anything and everything. :)

wow your mom is such a shnuderhyphen shitspigel! or woah did you see that dinosaur?! that's so shnuderhyphen shitspigel!!

shnuderhyphen shitspigel by itsserey:) January 5, 2021