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Rectocele

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a hernia of the rectum into the vagina
a rectocele can happen when getting boned from behind and poking a hole through to the vagina
by mrln December 14, 2008
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rectocephaly

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(noun) a true butthead; condition of having your head up your own ass, as if you are so stupid or self conceited that it seems you were born that way; a person who's head is up his/her own ass
President George W. Bush suffered from rectocephaly. That's the only way to explain his foriegn policy.

Pull your head out, man! Stop being so rectocephalic!
by woundedtiger April 2, 2010
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Recticle

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A common misspelling of the word 'Reticle'. Recticle is an optic one uses to look out their own ass (or up someone else's).
I was sneaking around using my recticle to spy on unsuspecting people from my plumbers crack.

Jimmy, did you use my spy recticle?

A recticle is an ass camera, a Reticle is a set of fine lines inside an eyepiece, mounted on a camera or a rifle.
by Recticle Expert February 22, 2011
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Rectole

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The smelly sweaty substance found between the ass crack.
"God damn man, my crack is full of Rectole after work."
by DeadlySphinx March 26, 2008
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Recticle

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the act of using (a) rectum as a means of storage. also as a verb: i totally recticled that bitch!
That is one full recticle!!
by asdfghjkqwert February 27, 2011
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recticles

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specific type of anal spectacles that are made specially for usage in the rectal region
I think i just broke my recticles, i forgot i had them on and i sat on them
by schlongstein December 20, 2009
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rectopewembedophobia

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The non-irrational fear of having a church pew embedded in one's rectum.
Ever since she bruised her tailbone by accidentally sitting down hard on the edge of a church pew, her rectopewembedophobia was difficult to overcome.
by justduckyreally December 22, 2013
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