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hypocreep 

an extremely sexually-aggressive and overzealous boyfriend/girlfriend who has a propensity for excessive eye-flirting and generally mischievous behavior, who at the same time has the gall to get jealous when the bartender hits on his/her partner
Marco was acting like a real hypocreep when he was caught heavily flirting with a scantily clad club patron, just moments after admonishing his girlfriend Vanessa for flirting with the bartender.
hypocreep by Alex Bravo July 13, 2011
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Hypocreep 

A facebook term demeaning from the words "Hypocrite" and "Facebook Creep"
Basically means you call other people Creeps for creepin' on people's facebook photos when in fact you do it yourself
"Well... if I'm a creep, that makes you a Hypocreep"
Hypocreep by BLynch February 8, 2007
A hypocrip is someone who was once a member of the Crip Gang but eventually became affiliated with Blood gang. Hypocrips are very uncommon because most Crips are Crips for life upon entry.
That nigga Jay a hypocrip!
hypocrip by XGermanNinjaX December 11, 2017

hypocryphal

An untrue story told to support a point you don't believe in.
From an NYU panel discussion about Naqoyqatsi: 'Some people might accuse me of being hypocryphal for using technology to criticize a technological society...'
hypocryphal by SlowMovingTarget October 20, 2004

hypocripster 

Making fun of and heavily judging hipsters as frequently as possible while, in reality, embodying all of the characteristics of a hipster yourself.
Sarah:
"Ug, that is the most hipstertastic bike in the world. Stupid fixies. I can't look at this anymore! Whatever...I'm off to go host my recycled arts and crafts night and must go dumpster dive for the appetizers."

Jordan:
"You are the biggest hypocripster I know!"
hypocripster by SCAFS July 22, 2009

Hypocripster 

Noun: Hypocritical hipsters that hate other hipsters.
Dude, did you just hear that guy say "deck?"
Yeah. I thought he claimed not to be a hipster?
Exactly. He's also a fan of plaid.
That's what we call a hypocripster.
Hypocripster by thealphaproject October 29, 2010

Hypocreminist 

Faith and Allison are a set of hypocreminists.
Hypocreminist by Bubble Gump December 19, 2016