ChurchLady 

ChurchLady:1.n.A Saturday Night Live character played by Dana Carvey.
2.The pwnz. Best player in DoD never. Not even kidding.

1."Well, isn't that special?"
2.ChurchLady? Oh yeah, She's the pwnz.

ChurchLady by Ted August 22, 2003

ChurchLady 

Person of questionable authority, with arrogance.Any Effeminate Man who acts as though the World was His Creation, and all shall bow before him.

Careful You don`t upset the ChurchLady,or You`ll be BARRED from here!

ChurchLady by VariLex February 1, 2005

ChurchLady 

The pinnacle of Cam and the Pwnz

Omgz Churchlady and The Cheat are so Cam!!!11oneone

ChurchLady by The Cheat August 26, 2003

church lady 

A totally uncool prude!

Made famous on SNL by Dana Carvey in old lady drag stating

"ISN'T THAT SPECIAL?!!!"

OMG you are acting like such a church lady!

Stop acting like a church lady...I'm gonna puke!!

OK church lady...PARDON ME!!!!!

Dude--you sound like such a a church lady!!!

church lady by thedzone October 1, 2009

church lady kool-aid 

Church lady kool-aid is kool-aid but doesn't have much of the powder mix in it. It tastes really bad, or just like water, because of the lack of sugar and taste. The name comes from the way an older lady would make kool-aid with less sugar, sort of "more healthy".

Person 1: Dude, is this just colored water?
Person 2: My mom made it. It's church lady kool-aid.

church lady kool-aid by Soglolz November 8, 2008

Churchead 

Bible Bashing Simpleton

(Carfull of teens drivepast an old man heading towards a church, carrying a bible)

Teen - 'CHURCHEAD!!!!!!!!

(old man is hurt slightly inside)

Churchead by samgoody January 10, 2010

churchland 

Ah ghetto ass place in portsmouth va full of hoes and cheaters They full of STDS even in middle school fuck mrs figgs big ass too

Oh they go to churchland i know they ran through

churchland by fuckyouandyomama June 26, 2022