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Brownhole 

The result of a person (or organisation) disappearing so far up their own backside that they warp a hole in spacetime from which not even logic can escape.
I came perilously close to the event horizon of a brownhole today and frankly, I'm lucky not to be buried in a whole heap of super-dense shit.
Brownhole by VliegendeSchot October 27, 2015
The act of brown nosing and bending over to take orders at the same time.
Guy 1: You noticed how Bob always brown noses at the office? He is also always wrong and stupid so he has to just bend over and take orders.

Guy 2: Yup, he totally pulls a Brownover.
Brownover by getp1ssed22 June 19, 2013

Mr. Brownstone 

Means Heroin and is also a famous song by Guns N Roses on their debut album "Appetite for Destruction". When they are saying "Dancing with Mr. Brownstone" it means they are "Shootin Heroin"
"We Been Dancin' with Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin he won't leave me alone"

Brownton Abbey 

Code word for anal sex around uppity folk
Hey babe you want to go to Brownton Abbey later? Certainly my lady

brownnose 

To suck up, charm, flatter and kiss butt by bodily or vocal charm.
George brownnosed his way to the top instead of getting there legitimately like everyone else.
brownnose by xAv1eR0o1 October 24, 2005