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Psycho Hose Beast 

A person who is so needy they create a force akin to gravity, that pulls everyone's attention, energy, and cash into their gaping maw.

Being a hose, such as "beer hose", means one who sucks with reckless abandon.
Do not invite Sarah to the party. She is a psycho hose beast who will talk about herself ceaselessly, drink all the beer, and force you to buy her things.

Psycho Hose Beast 

an ultra-clingy, crazy-ass, delusional-and/or-pathological bitch that wont accept reality, perhaps an old flame who doesnt know of her old status or someone who thinks you like them
"Don't look...Stacey at 8 o'clock."
-"Oh jeez, psycho hose beast alert!"

-Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World

Psycho Hose Beast 

An OTT, possesive, obssesive and paranoid girlfriend or ex-girlfriend.
Psycho Hose Beast by Bewesy December 11, 2003

Psycho Hose Beast 

Psycho ex who will spend ridiculous amounts of time, energy, and resources to figure out what you're doing even though we all should be moving on.
I ran into psycho hose beast's friend the other night. She was pretending to be my friend so that she could update the beast on how I'm doing.
Psycho Hose Beast by RebelJel December 24, 2019

Psycho Hose Beast 

Usually a female in gender, who after taking on your "hose" one or more times in any orphus of her body becomes, obsessive, psychotic, and tempermental.
"Morgan was cool to hang out with but after she sucked my dick and we fucked whe turned into a Psycho Hose Beast"
Psycho Hose Beast by Jojo! May 19, 2008

Psycho Hose Beast 

a women is considered a Pycho Hoes Beast if and only if she is

1. psychotic, stalker or plain crazy
2. Repulsive, scary or very ugly
3. beastly, fat or "quite thick"
i was eating at Pizza Hut, and Psycho Hoes Beast show up.... WHY
Psycho Hose Beast by Cyberpunkspike February 14, 2003