Fij
One who is a bitch. Commonly referred to as a "Fijbitch."
One who has a black hole instead of a vagina
One who has a black hole instead of a vagina
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Fiji-ing
I dropped my pizza with ketchup on the floor after Fiji-ing in the hotel room last night and all I had to clean it up was a squeegee.
Fiji-ing by KYR Carlos February 5, 2021
Fijian Lava Lamp
To perform a Fijian Lava Lamp with your good lady, you will need:
A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.
NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.
A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.
NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.
LUKE: Whoa Brian! Your eyes are red as fuck this morning. Did you not get much sleep last night?
BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.
BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.
Fijian Lava Lamp by DD81RB74 July 24, 2016
Fijan
Marcelina: I'm only capable of being a maid or a fisherman and every other Filipinos as well
Fiona: Don't say that! You're so fijan
Fiona: Don't say that! You're so fijan
Fijan by Marah Fabellera May 28, 2013
A Fiji Water
“Damnnn Dylan is such a Fiji Water”
“The new girl Stacy is such a Fiji Water, all the boys are drooling over her”
“The new girl Stacy is such a Fiji Water, all the boys are drooling over her”
A Fiji Water by squacoon October 17, 2018