uncle honey

the uncle in the fam that wears a chanel suit and pillbox hat but keeps his beard because "it gets so dreadfully cold in the winter." has a cat named boo-boo

"darling, could you mix up a cocktail and set two extra places at the table? uncle honey and boo-boo are here"
"scarlett, don't disturb uncle honey while he is watching his program. you know how he gets."

uncle honey by butterluv October 25, 2006

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Honey Uncle

A less wealthy, or more greasy version of a sugar daddy. This tends to be of the creepy older men that don't pay for you to be a sugar baby, but may fund in tips for looking good in their eyes. Honey refers to "sugar" and Uncle being "daddy" while not being as good as a daddy.

That creepy honey uncle just gave me 5 bucks and left.

Honey Uncle by Repterra March 24, 2024

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Honey Uncle

(Noun) A less wealthy, or more greasy version of a sugar daddy. This tends to be of the creepy older men that don't pay for you to be a sugar baby, but may fund in tips for looking good in their eyes. Honey refers to "sugar" and Uncle being "daddy" while not being as good as a daddy.

That creepy honey uncle just gave me 5 bucks and left.

Honey Uncle by Repterra March 24, 2024

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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