The most wonderful person, who has the biggest heart and is extremely caring. It comes from a play on the diminutive for Carlos in Spanish by combining Carlos + osito (teddy bear). You can always count on Carlosito to provide the best hugs.
With his crimson sweatshirt, Carlosito gave me the best hug.
Calostomating, is an act set outside of the sexual boundaries. It calls for two people, one of which bowels fueled and ready to go. The other one courageously outfitted for the task. The first individual lays down ready to meet his/her make me. The other individual with festering colon contents ready to majestically also elegantly shower individual A with the thunder down under. Once in place individual B hovers rectum roughly 3-5 inches away from individual A’s eye socket. In order for this process to be performed to the highest of abilities, let shit fester for 3 or more days and also built up with great pressure.
Tired of the of the same sex positions? Need something new and exciting? Every wonder what’s it’s like to projectile shart directly in someone’s cornea? Well look no further with calostomating
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"