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gotcha bitch 

a saying commonly used instead of owned, raped, dawged, t-boned, etc. extremely popular in southwestern virginia, especially in the roanoke city area. often over used by small asians/mexicans, but still funny when said due to funny accent.
Wang - AW MAN my someone pooped in my pillow case and i slept on it.

Jose - GOTCHA BITCH

Wang - ching chang chu
gotcha bitch by alextard September 22, 2008
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Gotcha Bitch 

What will happen when Kajetokun decides that he wants to. He may be facing the wrong way but regardless you will become gotten and his bitch. Speculations exist that Chuck Norris abandoned him as a child fearing his power. This is in fact false as Kajetokun birthed a secret army of Bruce Lee's providing a much more powerful spawn. Also, his power level is over 9000 and his balls are NOT inert.

Dangerous under all circumstances!
Hey man, you want to go get some ice cream?

Sounds tantalizing, let's go! Oh my god wha... "GOTCHA BITCH!"

*Timothy tries to run*

"Do it Faggot!"

Billy no!! "GOTCHA BITCH!"
Gotcha Bitch by BallsRinert May 20, 2009

gotchawitcha

hillbilly term for do you have it with you.
"gotcha new truck witcha"
gotchawitcha by zeppelinfan December 7, 2003

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026