fampin

Combination of Fake and Pimpin

Why this fool fampin' like he just bought that Chrysler 300 when he KNOW he rented that shit for the weekend!

fampin by Big Reg September 25, 2006

fapping fuel 

Any kind of material that is capable of helping one fap. It could be something as simple as the sight of a camel toe or as elaborate as the viewing of a hardcore porno. Every day, we see fapping fuel, and it is our duty to make sure that we put it in our wank bank for later use.

Keith: "So, I was looking at my girlfriend's magazines while I was taking a shit and I just couldn't stop myself from stroking my cock to the sexy cover of some model in her underwear. "
Kevin: "Well I guess that's what happens when you overload on that fapping fuel. Good thing you were in the bathroom when you saw it."

fapping fuel by thisplacesucksass March 28, 2015

pussy fapping

To masturbate one's vagina.

Especially when it makes the sticky wet sounds.

Emily is pussy fapping loud again to furry porn

pussy fapping by Kandi Klover October 21, 2013

Famine Underwear

The garments you wear during a shortage of underwear, when you haven't done laundry in several weeks or months. Usually characterized by lack of elasticity, holes (usually large and awkwardly located), stains, and typically are at least 5 - 10 years old. In some cases soccer shorts, underwear of unknown origin, thongs, bathing suit bottoms, or 'granny panties' can be considered famine underwear, but do not necessarily meet the above criteria.

I haven't done laundry in weeks, so I'm wearing my famine underwear, the boxers I made in home economics in middle school.

Famine Underwear by sharkfoot February 21, 2010

Famine Resistant 

A "plump" or otherwise "healthy" sample from female human species that can withstand the consumption of food until well into the next ice age.

"Dont even think of getting with her yo, she looks to be Famine Resistant!

Famine Resistant by Nate-Dog March 9, 2008

war fapping 

When livestreamers take too much pleasure in streaming wars.

Person 1: Did you see Vaush livestreaming the Ukrainian war last night? He was yelling at his chat to shut up while sitting silently watching security footage from around Kyiv for like four hours.

Person 2: Yeah. He was totally war fapping.

war fapping by Zardozspeaks February 25, 2022

anal flamping 

When your partner has piles and you are mid anal intercourse the piles swell too large and trap the penis within the anus.

"Mate got my tackle stuck in her lumpy porridge last night, it was some serious anal flamping"

anal flamping by MattM18 March 18, 2015