D.A.D. 

The term means: "Dumb Ass Dog." This refers to a dog that is getting on a person's nerves and because you refer to him as a "D.A.D." rather than calling him a dumbass, it remains a unsuspected, preferential acronym of choice. This slang was created by Bluford and Yogi from the Big V.A.. Rest in peace my people.

Hey Yogi boy ( dachshund hound ), you are one motherf@$*^# big D.A.D.!!! Yea, Yea, Yea!!!

D.A.D. by Shaqueezle G. November 9, 2005

D.A.D. 

Dumb-ass Dispatcher

A public safey radio operator. They are everywhere. They don't seem to have common sense!!

Cop: Can you check one by name and D.O.B.?
D.A.D.: Go ahead
Cop: Teresa Blow 01-10-1910
D.A.D.: Can you spell Teresa?
Cop: There are only two ways! Figure it out D.A.D.!!

D.A.D. by dolga January 14, 2010

D.A.D. 

D.A.D. stands for "Dumb Ass Day"

1. If you have encountered alot of dumb people through out the course of the day.

OR

2. If someone keeps doing things that are dumb through the day.

"Wow, I have seen alot of stupid people, it must be a D.A.D.!"

"You keep doing stupid things, your having a D.A.D.!"

D.A.D. by Howard Smith September 22, 2006

D.A.D. 

Acronym: Dried Anal Discharge

Sklitch when it's removed from the anal area. Sometimes the removal requires a chisel. see also sklitch

"My sklitch was itching so bad that I had to scrape it off. Now that we have some D.A.D.; wanna smoke it?"

D.A.D. by TheDogg April 18, 2006

D.A.D. 

Acronym; "Dark Armed Dragon"; a prominent card in the metagame of a popular TCG. Confuses the heck out of other people when spoken.

Card game player: So I just put D.A.D. in my deck...
Other person: WTH you have your dad in your deck fail

D.A.D. by Voice3 January 26, 2011

D.A.D 

Dropping a deuce. Taking an extremely large shit where the water hits your asshole.

Yo I D.A.D'd so hard last night I didn't have to wipe.

D.A.D by Martha and Jan November 8, 2010

D.A.D 

Dat Ass Doh / Dat Ass Doe

Telling a friend or companion to look at that nice ass without the people around you knowing what our talking about.

"Damn homie look at that D.A.D" booty ass phat ass
or just "D.A.D"

D.A.D by TimJon,ill June 8, 2016