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Kittel is a hard hitting badass sumbitch of a hunk.

The origins of Kittel come from a mix of ancient hebraic and modern klingon, first found when emperor Augustus discovered America. He met Tom Hanks who told him to go seek the wisdom of God. In the voice of Morgan Freeman, he heard "Kittel...Kittel..Kittelkittekittel.....kittel........kit....tel........kittel......KITTEL!!". And so he knew.
I saw, and I said "Damn, Kittel. Kittelkittelkittelkittel. Kittel. What a Kittel. Hunkittel. Kittel."
- Augustus
Kittel by 123knowitall September 23, 2013
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The word Kit comes from the latin word meaning tank. Also the word TEL in latin mean amazing sexy. So in therory when u meet a kittel it is one who is a amazing sexy tank.
Wow, check out that kittel.
kittel by ljshdfshfksf September 20, 2006
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Kittenality 

Cats aren't people so they don't have personalities. No matter what their ages, there's always a little kittenality in each of them.
My cat Sam is 12 years old, but since he's so playful and goofy, he has the kittenality of a two month old kitten.
Kittenality by Kittenality May 17, 2008

Kittenality 

Cats aren't people so they don't have personalities. No matter what their ages, there's always a little kittenality in each of them.
My cat Sam is 12 years old, but since he's so playful and goofy, he has the kittenality of a two month old kitten
Kittenality by Kittenality May 18, 2008

teacup kitten 

This is a tiny young kitten who could actually fit into a teacup!
teacup kitten by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

Kitten Play 

Kitten play is a sub category of pet play - which is a BDSM practice. There is a lot that goes into it, but generally speaking, Kitten Play is a practice which involves a dom & sub (dominant and submissive). The pet, or in this case kitten, is the submissive, while their master, owner, or guardian is the dominant. A large part of kitten play, and pet play, is feeling like you have someone to take care of you - to rely on. When acting in kitten play, the submissive will meow, bite, scratch, or an other cat like behavior towards the dominant. The dominant will play with their kitten, and reward them for being good. Although, the full system of punishment & reward is a part of this practice.
Someone asked me why I wear a collar, ears, and tail, and I told them it is because I practice Kitten Play.
Kitten Play by masterslittlekitten December 19, 2015

kitten therapy 

Ohhhhh, so cute! It's when you are really stressed out and cute kittens just brighten your day and melt your anxiety away.
I used kitten therapy earlier, and now I feel better in dealing with school, parents, etc.