vagitude 

woman with a bad, sour or irritating attitude - derived from vaginal attitude, or "vagitude".

Steph, I know you had a bad day, but why are you taking it out on me?! Stop giving me vagitude!

vagitude by JMSMD September 14, 2006

Vagitude 

A way to describe the attitude a female gives towards another, usually in conjunction with a bitchy, and undermining tone.

"Cheryl was giving me mad vagitude last night because I forgot to throw out the trash, so she made me sleep on the couch."

"Woman, don't you give me no vagitude!"

Vagitude by SuperAwesomeHalfxicanGuy February 11, 2010

vagitudinal scale 

How severe a girl is giving a guy shit. Similar to the Stafford-simpson scale describing the strength of Hurricanes as being 1-5.

Michelle is giving me level three shit on the vagitudinal scale, and I am not going to take it! She can go fuck herself.

vagitudinal scale by JMSMD September 25, 2006

Vegitude 

For your brain to be so destroyed by a lack of mental stimulation, you are reduced to drooling and crying.

Akin to vegetation.

"For the last two years, I've been in a state of vegitude."

Vegitude by Not MiauwMeow September 19, 2021