DSP 

Otherwise known as Darksydephil, DSP, who coins himself the “king of hate,” is a well-known former YouTuber let’s player, and a currently active Twitch streamer. He is known for blaming his lack of skill on lag, burning bridges with friends, and begging for money to pay his taxes.

It’s much more honorable to have a 9 to 5 than be a DSP e-begger.

DSP by rnxxx March 24, 2019

DSP 

Day Shift Problem- Acronym used at the end of a night shift to describe a problem that they are leaving for the day shift.

"Don't worry about changing that old ladies shitty diaper dude, it's only 25 minutes to quitin' time, that shit is a DSP."

DSP by keifermail August 22, 2008

DSP 

An acronym meaning Designated Sober Person. It is that person at a party who for whatever reason isn't drinking. It is the person who takes care of the people who are totally gone.

Person 1:"I heard last night was pretty crazy. Do you even remember much of it?"
Person 2:"Yea, I was the DSP. I sure had to take care of a lot of people last night."

DSP by DSP for life January 29, 2009

dsp 

Digital Sound Processing. A really cool feature on hi-definition stereos that let you add reverberated depth (echo) to what you are listening too.

My stereo has DSP!

dsp by star8706 July 24, 2003

DSP 

Don't Surf Porn: the greatest anti-virus/anti-malware tool known to man. Never needs an update, never scans your disk drive, never costs anything and is 99.999% effective against trojans, worms, viruses, most spam and nearly all other computer badness.

babbleWork> speaking of AVs, what antivirus are you guys using these days?
<babbleWork> i'm using AVG at the moment
<mahil> im telling you, dsp is the best AV ever. i dont have to deal with it eating up my resources, constantly scanning

DSP by riyley September 30, 2008

DSP 

If you hate some one you simply type DSP.
Die slowly and painfully.

But sounds stupid if you say it.

Chante: (ranting about how jamie is a loser)
Jamie: (types) DSP

DSP by D0WN N1NJEttE=H4RDC0RE T0 D4 B0NE July 19, 2007

DSP 

Dick Sucking Problem - problem of giving blowjobs easily and to too many guys

Amy has a major DSP. She blows me and my boys all the time for free. It's fucking great!

DSP by BlueAir September 13, 2004