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discombobulationism 

Young Kevin suffered much discombobulationism for being easily confused in school.
discombobulationism by Casper13 March 26, 2010

Neurological Discombobulation

The act of being totally out of your head and no thoughts can come together properly. i.e. Being Drunk or Stoned
I'm suffering from some severe Neurological Discombobulation after that bowl.

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law 

The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.
I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

discombobulation 

totaly screwed up either physically or mentaly
mommy said i had issues but i knew i was just discombobulated
discombobulation by Drew January 10, 2003

Polyclitoral Discombobulation 

A disease in which a woman has more than one clitoris. Usually in an unusual position, eg. shoulder, between the toes. Most women choose to have it surgically removed. Others keep them, usually only when in a convenient location on their body.
"Look, that girl has Polyclitoral Discombobulation! I can tell by the fact that she has a Clit on her forehead."

discombobulation 

the act of the molecular structure of a human (for arguments sake) being taken apart at an atomical level, and put back together into a different order by the act of recombobulation.

also a cool word that sounds funny when your fucked.
Discombobulation-
wendy got discombobulated and recombobulated into a pumpkin, then proceded to batter the fuck out of the punky lemon that was currently the ocupied form of sheep.