Ryan Seacrest

The world's best known closet homo.

Ryan Seacrest dumped Teri Hatcher with a quickness when he found out by anatomical means that "Teri" was not short for "Terrance".

by Seacrest's Pants May 31, 2006

ryan seacrest

Quite possibly the world's largest tool.

Ryan Seacrest is such a tool.

by James_ November 24, 2007

ryan seacrest

A guy who takes it up the ass by Simon Cowell

I saw Ryan Seacrest sucking off Simon Cowell under the american idol judging table!

by Dumby August 4, 2007

Ryan Seacrest

The most annoying and least likeable man on television.

Ryan Seacrest always refers to the audience as "America" which bugs me

by ceebs May 3, 2006

Ryan Seacrest

A future contestant on a "Where are they now?" Survivor special who will be caught scheming with Paris and Nicole to vote off Justin.

"Ryan Seacrest, the tribe has spoken."

by TheNcredibleEgg November 21, 2006

Ryan Seacrest

(n) An extremely feminine "man" that flirts with grumpy british men.

(v) To poorly hide that you are a flamboyantly gay.

That guy on tv is such an idiot. Who let Ryan Seacrest become famous? He has no talent and is way over-publicized. He should hook up with Richard Simmons and climb out of his barbie filled closet.

by Phillip Leonard February 26, 2008

ryan seacrest

A derogatory term that you would call a Guy who cares a lot about what his hair looks like, how his clothes look, and how he smells. A nicer way to call a guy Metrosexual

John: Matt called jake Ryan Seacrest

Ben: Yeah he is a big one

by Paul Bford April 13, 2008