fountain drink

A soft drink that you usually get from fast food places. It is a combanation of chemicals that make it taste fresher.

"Damn, I left my fountain drink out for so long that all the ice has melted"

fountain drink by Wade666 April 6, 2008

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fountain drink

when a sexual partner is giving deep oral satisfaction, you pee in their mouth so that it shoots out their nose

I gave my woman a fountain drink in bed last night, and her nose still hurts today.

fountain drink by chilidawg June 23, 2006

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Fountain Drink

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up

Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!

Fountain Drink by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020

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Water Fountain Drink

raising a drink above your eyes and then opening your mouth and pouring the drink into your mouth.

drinking from a friend's bottle water or can without putting it to your lips. Giving them the curtsy of not giving them your germs but accepting theirs.

Person (1) hey can drink some of your bottled water ? Person (2) no way man ! I don't want your germs all over it. Person (1) it's ok I will water fountain drink.

Water Fountain Drink by Manwell7979 March 28, 2013