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sexually confused 

sexually confused - (n)
changes ones sexual preference at least once a week.

or simply JOHN NORRIS.
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john norris was sexually confused he was bi one week, striat another. John is also a Douche.

sexually confused 

changes ones sexual preference at least once a week.

or simply JOHN NORRIS.
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John norris.

john norris was sexually confused, he was bi one week, striat another, and full out homosexual other ( and most ) of the time.

sexually confused 

sexually confused - (n)
changes ones sexual preference at least once a week.

thinks it makes him cool. it doesn't.

or simply JOHN NORRIS.
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john norris was sexually confused he was bi one week, striat another. John is also a Douche.

sexually confused flannel 

The red and black plaid flannel that every sexually confused teenager wears.
“I saw Rebecca wearing the sexually confused flannel yesterday. You think she’s hot on Bailey?”
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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