relatives 

People who are related to you, whether you like it or not.

I hate most of my dad's relatives. they're so mean to me.

relatives by Anonymous June 18, 2003

relatives 

People whose exsistance you tend to deny in a social gathering.

"Are those your relatives?"
"Nope."

relatives by trip June 25, 2003

relatives 

hairy , old people who smell and try to kiss you when ever they come in town. and your parents force u to be nice to tehm and let their gross asses sleep in your bed

my relative smell like shit

relatives by fat in the bacc June 27, 2003

relatives 

n. Relatives are people of your family. Usually annoying as hell and trying to be a cheapskate by staying over awhile. Also steals food from you.

The f****** relatives are coming over...quick, hide the food!

relatives by BLAcK_SToRM June 26, 2003

relatives 

Parasites that live in your house that no matter how much poison you put in the pot roast they still wont die.

Why are your relatives crapping themselves?

relatives by Lord Meatclown June 25, 2003

relatives 

a misnomer,actually meant to be someone you can relate to.

all my realtives are fucking retards ,yea i meant my inlaws

relatives by digitalamigo June 25, 2003

relatives 

Those people who fuck up your routine for those one or two weeks around Thanksgiving/Christmas. Parasites by nature, they suck your food and drink supplies dry, as well as your morale.

You: What happened to all the soda?

On of relatives: Oh everybody's been grabbing some do you have anymore non-diet?

You: Time to die.

relatives by Chester McMiller December 9, 2012