Front rumple is when you fart and it goes forward instead of to the side, and it makes that awkward flappity noise. It can happen to a guy or a girl, and it needed a name!
"Dude, i totally just farted and it front rumpled"
"Hahaha, i just front rumpled, hold your nose, it's a good one"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)