Something that is extremely tight. Usually referring to nuts and bolts on a car.
Most commonly used in a mechanics garage and is the result of many skinned knuckles.

Those bolts are Tighter than a Nuns cunt.

Tighter than a Nuns cunt by Paul Loose November 15, 2007

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dry as a nuns cunt

dry pussy

laura is dry as a nuns cunt

dry as a nuns cunt by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

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as dry as a nun's cunt

An expression of anything that is VERY dry.

That sandwich was as dry as a nun's cunt.

as dry as a nun's cunt by P V 2 March 24, 2018

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Blunt as a Nun's Cunt

Very blunt - referring to the fact that all nuns must vow to celibacy, and thus are not allowed to have sex. However, a lack of sex does not necessarily constitute a "bluntness" of the vagina (in fact, a blunt vagina would definitely be preferable to a sharp one, for ease of use), so the origin of the phrase likely originates from somebody looking for a funny sounding dirty rhyme.

1: "Fuck, this knife is blunt as a nun's cunt."

2: "...What? Oh, well, why aren't you using the other one then?"

1: "I wanted to say 'blunt as a nun's cunt'."

2: "Touché."

Blunt as a Nun's Cunt by MoshOrDamage July 25, 2009

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