house pet

A significant other who is mostly ornamental. Someone who you are in a superficial relationship with, usually a ditz kept around mostly for sexual gratification.

Her and I aren't exactly discussing philosophy, she's more of a house pet.

house pet by Chris Hubick July 16, 2008

british.house.pet 

A piece off shit who doesn’t care about others

Virgin 1: i hate British.house.pet she’s so insensitive

Virgin 2: yeah she made fun of me

british.house.pet by Hotrussianspy September 7, 2021

Horse pet 

A pet on the head (human or otherwise) that starts by placing one's hand on the forehead and petting downward over the nose, as if one was petting a horse, but using excessive speed, force and/or pressure. It can be used as a greeting, or as a way to troll one's friends in person.

Teenager #1: And then she said, I have canc---
Teenager #2: HORSE PET! *violently horse pets teenager #1*
Teenager #1: What the f#@$ was that?!

Horse pet by nobody.you.know May 5, 2011

Horse Pet 

The act of petting someones face as if you were petting a horse's nose. Usually done to annoy the shit out of people.

Last night when i was really drunk at Boar's Head (bar in Athens, GA), I horse petted the shit out of my friends Michael and Angie. Then i horse petted some rando and he looked at me like i was retarded.

Horse Pet by Jena Q April 28, 2011

Astor's Pet Horse 

Way over-dressed for whatever occasion is at hand.

"Myra looks like Astor's Pet Horse in that hat and high heels at the picnic."

Astor's Pet Horse by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ... 

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ... by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

housepet 

A word used in the anime Kakegurui to describe the lowest level students in the school. Housepets have to accodomate the higher levels needs like a maid.

Ugh get away from me you're just a house pet.

Hey little housepet, get me another bottle of orange juice.

housepet by Kittylover4life April 2, 2021