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british.house.pet 

A piece off shit who doesn’t care about others
Virgin 1: i hate British.house.pet she’s so insensitive

Virgin 2: yeah she made fun of me
british.house.pet by Hotrussianspy September 7, 2021

Horse pet 

A pet on the head (human or otherwise) that starts by placing one's hand on the forehead and petting downward over the nose, as if one was petting a horse, but using excessive speed, force and/or pressure. It can be used as a greeting, or as a way to troll one's friends in person.
Teenager #1: And then she said, I have canc---
Teenager #2: HORSE PET! *violently horse pets teenager #1*
Teenager #1: What the f#@$ was that?!

Horse Pet 

The act of petting someones face as if you were petting a horse's nose. Usually done to annoy the shit out of people.
Last night when i was really drunk at Boar's Head (bar in Athens, GA), I horse petted the shit out of my friends Michael and Angie. Then i horse petted some rando and he looked at me like i was retarded.
Horse Pet by Jena Q April 28, 2011

Astor's Pet Horse 

Way over-dressed for whatever occasion is at hand.
"Myra looks like Astor's Pet Horse in that hat and high heels at the picnic."
Astor's Pet Horse by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ... 

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...
A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...

housepet 

A word used in the anime Kakegurui to describe the lowest level students in the school. Housepets have to accodomate the higher levels needs like a maid.
Ugh get away from me you're just a house pet.

Hey little housepet, get me another bottle of orange juice.
housepet by Kittylover4life April 2, 2021