tetanus 

is another for cool or rad

Yo' this shit is mad tetanus

tetanus by Chris Sawyer January 27, 2006

Tetanus 

A disease pretending to be a video game (In this case, Tetris).

I love to play Tetanus!

Tetanus by bat_hero May 1, 2009

Tetanus 

A disease that affects the asshole on Vietnamese New Year (Tet). Unlike the other disease spelled similarly, this is pronounced TET-AY-nuss, not TET-uh-nuss.

Guy 1: Sup bro, how was the weekend?
Guy 2: Not great, had a mad case of tetanus.
Guy 1: Oh shit, did you step on a rusty nail?
Guy 2: No, I went over to Trinh’s house for Vietnamese New Year and went overboard on the five fruit tray. It ran through me like a hot knife through butter.
Guy 1: Oh yeah that’ll do it.

Tetanus by Nicholas D December 16, 2022

Tetanus fart 

When you involuntarily fart so bad your asshole flowers and you use wet ones for a week.

My wife farted so hard her lu lu lemons looked like a reverse moose knuckle. That’s a definite tetanus fart

Tetanus fart by Brididdle May 31, 2018

Tetanus Shot 

If you get a prostate exam, and your doctor tries to give you the reach around.

I had to get a new doctor, he tried to give me a tetanus shot but I wasn't having it.

Tetanus Shot by grambler February 3, 2010

Incomplete Tetanus 

An increasing amount of electrical shocks to the muscle causes the muscle to contract in such a way that before it can fully relax it is electrically stimulated again. This causes summation effect where contractions get stronger and stronger the more the muscle fiber is shocked.

For example, in a lab the muscle fiber was shocked 15 times per second which caused the fiber to be in a state of incomplete tetanus.

Incomplete Tetanus by 5m0k3 October 1, 2009

vaginal tetanus 

noun: A really tight pussy.

MAN THAT GIRL HAD SOME VAGINAL TETANUS!

vaginal tetanus by pseudonymfail March 15, 2011