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My female spouse, who aquired a divorce between she and I, attempts to use a lethal weapon to harm me, repeatedly. However, with every attempt to use said lethal weapon, the projectility doesnt make contact with any part of my body. But, even thought she as failed to assult me, with a lethal weapon, multiple times, i sense that her ability to point said instrument of death at me is, indeed, ameliorating!
jojoajes bizarre ex wife
Joaje by the gaint rat April 9, 2021
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Joaje (jōaje)
/noun/ 1. a food (loved by stanley pines) 2. a joke 3. a placeholder for noun 4. a gravity falls fan
hey wanna hear a joaje
my ex wife still misses me but HER AIM is getting better
Joaje by DahliaTheWeremoth September 30, 2024

Joojeh Artist 

a wide range of people , mostly under 16 years old who consider themselves as pro artists ,
but can’t grab a pen, Actually .

also has a HUGE willingness to use words in weird orders such as “ I love my new ARTING “ (what the...?)

a Joojeh Artist has not to be mistaken with an Amateur Artist.
an amateur is who started drawing lately , then tries to be better by practicing hard and taking time on it.
a joojeh artist is tho, thinking they’re next generation’s Da Vinci and they’re sketches drawn with zero effort just for gaining attention and lookin’ cool has to be kept at museums ‘n be praised by the whole eternity.
they usually don’t try AT ALL , or try less and think they climbed mt.everest somehow.

Joojeh Artists are not artists, they just want attention.

If you suspected someone in your neighborhood as a Joojeh Artist , just stay away from them and call 911 ASAP.

If you found one or more of these features in yourself , um...
then unfortunately, you ARE a Joojeh Artist !

If you’re already one, stop being rediculous and go find and work on your real talent instead. we all know you have ajaleh and you wanna be an artist so fast. but nothing is gained in one night ( except for being made fun of from drawing a 7 y.0 sketch and calling it secondmonalisa.png ) . the point is to try our best and accept critisizes to make our artworks better and becoming a real Artist , not a joojeh one.
joojeh artist : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ! Here’s my new lovely beautiful awesome blah blah artwork that I made ! LOOK do I have any progress since last two days? yea , I know myself it’s such a masterpiece just gimme 5 more comments to post its tutorial I can even teach you how to draw well!

A: um...you mean this five minute drawing of yours with many mistakes and awkward anatomy positions...?

Joojeh Artist : HOW COULD YOU CALL MY UNIQUE ARTSTYLE AND MAJESTIC CHOICES OF COLORS AWKWARD? YOU BIG BROWN BOLD PIECE OF SHIT !

Joojeh Artist’s friend: YEAH HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THE WORD ‘MISTAKE’ BY THIS HOLY ARTWORK THEY MADE HUH???

B: hey how’s it goin man-...wait who’s this brat messing around with everyone?

A: seems like another Joojeh Artist .

B: what artist!?

Joojeh Artist : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SAY I’M A GOD OF ART LIKE OTHERS I GAVE MY BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS (actually 10 minutes) TO MY ARTWORKS NOW I HAVE TWO MONTHS OF EXPERIENCE!!!

B: oh shit here we go again...

Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school

A school that was designed by someone with no brain, has classes in the hall, makes the cooking class cook for the cafeteria, has no actual cafeteria or stage, decided to start a rap battle club even though they're losing money and are somehow proud of how shit they are
"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"
Joane is absolutely the cooleste person you will ever meet. Her awesomeness just makes everyone want to buy a camel and sail through the kalahari dessert. Life is definitely life when it come to good looks and incredible personality. The words are you “cannot even” start to comprehend this insanity which is a true fluffy unicorn brightness if sparkle.
joane by For defs the best January 16, 2018
There’s a joaye in my boot!
Top of the joaye to ya!
Hay joaye!
Shiver me joayes!
joaye by joaye.com November 25, 2018