mumpus

Fried cock or hot penis juice

“Hey John! That mumpus was delicious”.

“Did you get that surgery yet, Adam?”

“No bro, my mumpus is falling off”.

by Mumpussauce March 29, 2021

Mumpass

It is a design on the pavement located in the esplanade between Disneyland and Disney California Adventure. The design looks like a compass with Mickey Mouse heads in every corner. The word Mumpass is short for the words "Mickey Mouse compass."

I'm on my way, meet me at the Mumpass.

by TheDisneyBears December 31, 2016

Mumbus

A nickname for someone when they make a bad mistake

"bob you mumbus you spilled the orange juice"

by yolkmaster May 30, 2018

Camel Mumps

A sickness from intimate contact with someone from the Arabian Peninsula.

"Nicholas kissed his girlfriend and now hes in the hospital with a bad case of the camel mumps..."

by DylMus January 28, 2020

muspus

the liquid stuff that comes out of the bottle before the acctual mustard

ew! I just had some muspus get on my sandwich!

by some stupid girl February 3, 2010

Mumps

During fellatio on a man, the partner places the entire shaft of the penis and both testicles in their mouth. Giving the appearance of someone with the mumps disease.

That girl filled her mouth with my dick and balls. She looked like she had mumps!

by Forget_i_was_here May 30, 2017

Grapevine Mumps

When you have mumps and then start jerking off your dick with a grapevine, before ejaculating into it.

Shit, man! I just committed grapevine mumps because I was so horny!

by c0ckandba11z August 9, 2022