Maycol 

A very smart person with a great personality that person is very good a singing and orchestra

Maycol is a very smart person.

Maycol by Mgiron01 March 26, 2021

Maycol 

Biggest cock in all existence, he will walk up to your bitch and you will tell him she is now his bitch. He is a Chick magnet and the successor to Giga chad. Tip: the masculine energy radiating off from Maycol will make you shiver your timber. For your own good, keep your girl away from him.

“Why are my knees so weak right”

Don’t you know? It’s Maycol, your knees will shake just from his presence.

Maycol by Mc_Mayc November 22, 2021

Maycol 

Biggest cock in all existence, he will walk up to your bitch and you will tell him she is now his bitch. He is a Chick magnet and the successor to Giga chad. Tip: the masculine energy radiating off from Maycol will make you shiver your timber. For your own good, keep your girl away from him.

“Why are my knees so weak right”

Don’t you know? It’s Maycol, your knees will shake just from his presence.

Maycol by Mc_Mayc November 22, 2021

Maycol 

Maycol is a very smart person, very talented and has a great personality. He is very loyal too

Maycol is a very kind and loyal person

Maycol by Ideklmao<3 November 23, 2021

Maycol 

When your Hispanic parents wanted to name you something different than "Miguel" but didn't know how to spell the English name "Michael" so they spelled it "Maycol" because that's how it's phonetically spelled in Spanish.

"Alright class, time to take roll!"

*sees Maycol on list*
"Uhhh.... "May-Coal?"

"...it's pronounced Michael, ma'am. (kill me now)"

Maycol by death to the ezic resistance December 5, 2024

Maycol 

When your Hispanic parents wanted to name you something different than "Miguel" but didn't know how to spell the English name "Michael" so they spelled it "Maycol" because that's how it's phonetically spelled in Spanish.

"Alright class, time to take roll!"

*sees Maycol on list*
"Uhhh.... "May-Coal?"

"...it's pronounced Michael, ma'am. (kill me now)"

Maycol by death to the ezic resistance December 5, 2024

Malcolm’s Law 

Very similar to Murphy’s Law or Sod’s Law, but with one important difference. Instead of “if something can go wrong it will do”, it now becomes ”with a Malcolm on the project it won’t just go wrong, but it will go wrong in the worst possible way.” See also Finagle’s Law.

“It’s a total disaster; there is no way that it could possibly have happened!”
“With that Heale Malcolm involved what did you expect? It’s Malcolm’s Law, mate.”

Malcolm’s Law by AKACroatalin August 17, 2016