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Dead Men Tell No Tales

A saying that has existed for a long time, but wasn't extremely popular until it became famous through the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland, in which a pirate-ish skull and crossed bones on the wall utters this very phrase, among other things. Basically, what it means is that to keep something quiet, kill anyone who knows about it and, since that person is dead, it would be pretty much impossible for them to tell your secret. A similar saying is "Three can keep a secret if two are dead," invented by Benjamin Franklin.
So, you don't want anyone to find out that you're secretly a Hilary Duff fan? Just kill everyone who already knows--after all, dead men tell no tales.
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Dead men are marching again 

Just being Russian during WWI and remembering that poison gas is gay
Dimitri : Blyat i trough i will be gassed by Hans yesterday

Sacha : AND THAT WHEN THE DEAD MEN ARE MARCHING AGAIN

among dead men 

Among Dead Men is the best streetfighting movie of all time.
among dead men by Emoto May 23, 2009

The attack of the dead men 

Turmoil at the front, willhelms forces on the hunt,Theres a thunder in the east,ITS AN ATTACK OF THE DECEASED!They've been facing poison gas 7000 charge en mass, turn the tide of the attack, and force the enemy to turn back!
And thats when the dead men are marching again
Osowiec, then, and again
Attack of the, dead, hundred men,
Facing the, led, once again,
Hundred men, Charge again, Die again
History Nerd 1: Ayo have you heard about The attack of the dead men
History Nerd 2: whats that?
History Nerd 1: It's bassically a real life zombie attack, that happened on august 6th, 1915, Some soliders, who should've been dead. Charged at the german army. Its also a sick fucking song
History Nerd 2: HOw HAVE I NOT FUCKING HEARD ABOUT THIS

kane and lynch dead men 

Kane and Lynch Dead Men is a great third person shooter with "fuck" thrown in nearly every sentence. The voice acting is perfect, the shoot-outs can be intence, multiplayer is fun (except for those little pricks who feel cool by being a traitor), but Kane and Lynch didn't get the credit it deserved.
"Dude Kane and Lynch Dead Men sucks, it only got a 6.7 out of ten!"

"Fuck you dude, try it, don't believe the stupid reviews, just try it!"

Dead White Men 

Enigmatic figures in society, often pictured on currency, credited with 90% of all wrongs in society.
Dead White Men ate my father. How about you?
Dead White Men by Mimir September 23, 2003

dead-eyed white men 

They share a common feature, beyond their gender and ethnicity. Americans who commit almost all mass shootings and other crimes of hate have the same uninflected, flat stare, easily seen in hundreds of photographs.
From Atlanta to Gilroy, through Las Vegas to Rockford, Orlando, El Paso and Oklahoma City, the locations and victims too many to count, the mass killings in America were not carried out by any of the hotly-feared groups targeted by the Far Right and the NRA. Mug shots reveal that in almost every case, the perpetrators were dead-eyed white men.