Magwired 

Off your face on anything that goes up your nose on Irish soil

You’re not wired til you’re Magwired

Magwired by Magwired February 6, 2021

maguired 

The drunken state of a person to the point one has little knowledge of their whereabouts, what is revolving around them and is completely and utterly fucked.

Becky: Maria, are you Maguired?
Maria -Finishes 70cl of vodka and decks it in the middle of red bridge- Yes Becky, I am completely and utterly Maguired.

maguired by lankyboobsn October 20, 2013

Maguired 

It comes from the infamous footballer Jacob Harry Maguire

When someone messes up badly. Like fr did some dumb shit

"Did you see what Tyrone did?" "Yeah he maguired it big time"

"Oh shit i maguired it, fuck"

Maguired by Blotteren69 April 22, 2022

Maguired 

The act of cumming when you stumble upon a child

Dude when I saw that kid I kind of Maguired a little.

Maguired by Gaming_Kiwi420 July 16, 2018

Maguired 

The act of cumming when a child is present

Dude I Maguired when I saw those kids.

Maguired by Gaming_Kiwi420 July 16, 2018

Maguired 

A move in sports especially football where a player dribbles another causing the dribbled to run off the ball and showing their back to the dribbler in the process

Broja maguired Zouma to score in last night's game.

Maguired by IBK90 March 2, 2022

Maguired 

To have become catastrophically, criminally, incontinently drunk - against one's will, and all good sense - because someone called Maguire made you do so for their own sick amusement.

"So sorry I didn't turn up for that last court date, your Honour, I got Maguired."

Maguired by scunnydelight June 15, 2022