Hamer 

A not-quite-believable fake news story, written with the intent to generate views. (AKA clickbait) Usually created from wannabe news organizations, whose journalists may or may not have served jail time.

Wow! That story I read about how to make $10,000/month from repeatedly filing civil lawsuits was sure a Hamer!

Hamer by All.Things January 8, 2021

hame

where football is coming.

aye, football's coming hame.

hame by sprayprince May 28, 2021

Halee 

Halee’s the pretty, mature girl everyone loves.Halee is VERY loyal to her friends and whoever else shes talking to. Many say Halee is mean that’s if you get on her bad side and let’s say you might not wanna be there...

Girl halee dislikes: halee shut up no one asked you

Her: no one asked you to wear that ugly a** wig but u did

Halee by 9/11Turtlelover October 16, 2019

hambeast 

Hambeast is one of those words which may have originated with Something Awful. It refers to people who are porcine, that is, piggishly fat, with arms and legs like hams.

"Look at this picture and tell me Fud isn't a hambeast. How much does he eat in a day?!"

hambeast by Siege February 16, 2005

hakeem olajuwon 

The greatest center to every play the game of basketball. He had every ability a basketball player needed to have: offensive moves, blocks, you name it. A great man on AND off the court.

David Robinson: yo hakeem wat up bitch
*Hakeem Olajuwon smashes the fuck out of David Robinson*

hakeem olajuwon by hakeemolajuwonfcksyouintheass December 5, 2007

Hakeem Olajuwon 

The greatest center to play in the NBA. He could move like a guard, score, pass, block, rebound, defend. You name it he could do it. He played the majority of his career for the Houston Rockets and then later played and retired with the Toronto Raptors.

Did you see that block?

Who? Oh, that is Hakeem Olajuwon Oh really.

Hakeem Olajuwon by david faustino August 29, 2012

Hadeed 

Meaning Iron in Arabic.

The ideal man. Probably the funniest man you will ever meet. Hadeed is sweet, handsome, kind, funny, and loving particularly when it comes to the person he loves. At times, he may seem distant, but can turn any situation into a hilarious one.

Did you see Hadeed back there? He's lookin fly as ever.

Hadeed by emma6173 April 6, 2019