Sitbit 

A highly intelligent being that lives on a different plane of being and sits at 50 mph

Person 1: OMG LOOK IT'S THE ONE AND ONLY SITBIT
Person 2:I wish i could sit that fast

Sitbit by Standbit December 11, 2020

ShitBit 

A digital wristband device worn to track shit frequency, volume and fiber content.

The ShitBit has a slightly uncomfortable intra-anal sensor implanted but after awhile, it’s virtually imperceptible!

ShitBit by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

shitbits 

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing

After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.

shitbits by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

Silbit 

Shortcut to "Silly Bitch"

"Rachel is such a silbit, everyone knows it!" Said Amy to her large group of friends.

Silbit by Silbit December 13, 2014

Fucking Shitbitch 

Someone with so little right to be on this earth that their cost of upkeep exceeds their marginal benefit of any possible contribution to society. While bitch usually refers to a female, a fucking shitbitch is a gender-neutral insult.

My roommate just sleeps, skips class, and eats junkfood while watching tv on his computer. What a fucking shitbitch.

Fucking Shitbitch by youlazyass December 6, 2009

sibbitting 

The act of using your own tears as lubricant while masturbating.

God, I'm so tired from sibbitting all day.

I had tears of joy when i was sibbitting earlier today.

sibbitting by Charlie aka Chu from the Math Club March 20, 2008

spitbitch 

Literally means the guy at the end of a blowbang who has to kiss the girl who was being blowbanged.

Ethan is such a spitbitch, he really needs to grow a pair and stand up for himself.

spitbitch by C.C. Malone May 17, 2011