Ketotaler

People who treat carbs like they're Prohibition moonshine. Which is to say they say it's unhealthy and wrong but then eat it at home when no one's looking.

She's a ketotaler so don't talk about cake or she'll lecture you about fat cells.

Ketotaler by ThatFellowTraveler December 7, 2020

kettler 

a man or a boy that acts up in class.
has a great style. everyone knows him.
can be rude, but very does have a heart.
and he's really smart, but cute!

kettler will be mine one day. =D oh yeah...

kettler by boo37189 March 19, 2009

Kettler 

One who is, or acts like a Cunt.

Man, look at that dude, hes such a kettler.

i was at the club last night, and some kettler snatched my ho!

Kettler by Bonzaisushi December 14, 2008

johnny kettler 

Legendary bullrider from South side Houston tx

Wired up like johnny kettler!

johnny kettler by Syrup288 June 24, 2023

Kettler 

Refers to a particular body of police officers in Canada reputed to utilize bicycles or horses for mobility in maintaining law and order.

The term carries a controversial overtone due to its association with systemic racism and alleged illegitimate practices, including 'kettling', attributed to the force.

It is suggestive of a parallel with the Ku Klux Klan (KKK), reinforcing its connotation with racial discrimination.

The protest took a tense turn when the Kettlers showed up, aligning their bikes as a subtle form of intimidation.

Despite the peaceful nature of the demonstration, the Kettlers were pervasive, patrolling the areas and using unnecessary force.

The presence of Kettlers at the event was seen as an attempt to suppress the free expression of marginalized communities.

After the incident last night, there's been growing demand for an inquiry into the conduct of the Kettlers.

To ensure safety during the annual festival, the city's mayor claimed to have invited Kettlers, rather than the regular police.

Kettler by flipkoin January 30, 2024