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An awesome name for Vodka. Pronounced: "Gooh-rrr"
Based on the Smirfnoff Storm advertisement where Boris introduces us to his homeboy Goor.
Thabani: "Eh man, Shorty is stressing me out..."
Kagiso: "Dude, want some Goor?"
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Thabani: "What are we going to do with all this apple juice?"
Kagiso: "Um, mix it with Goor?"
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Thabani: "Who was the 45th vice-president of the USA?"
Kagiso: "Al Goor?"
Goor by Kagiso Khaole April 17, 2008
Related Words
goor Gooro gooru gooraj Gooran Goorang goorav Gooray Gooreskin göörg
(adj)-where one good thing is offset by a poor thing

(n.) - a state of being niether good or poor in emotion
Man 1: How was your blind date?
Man 2. Dog, she was goor! She had good tits but a poor ass.

Woman 1: How do you feel about the statistics class?
Woman 2: Goor. For every good score on a homework assignment, I get a poor test grade. I don't know how to feel.

Man goor 

A man that fists his ass hole with a woman licking the shit off his fist when it comes out
Man goor by Big dick licker January 10, 2022

Goorookgunya 

It’s a mockasunya that’s also a fokasunya...also known as Horus the cat
Hey stinky did you hear about goorookgunya?
Goorookgunya by Punkrck1995 February 13, 2022

Goorious 

This is a term used for the schizophrenic state of being excessively goofy and excessively serious, the ability to switch between the two, and being nowhere in between. This is generally encountered in high school band, choir, and other such musical groups. On their free time, they may act like stupid 5-year-olds. Some may even laugh at everything, every atom moved, every word spoken, even if to others it is dumb.

But when around adults, and in concerts, they become boring. In fact, very boring. They are obsessed with rules and such, and obey them like robots. They respect everyone, no matter how weird they are. And after the show, they switch back.
Goorious people are made fun of because they are goorious.

The chorus consisted of two groups: one made up of nerds obsessed with theory, and the other of goorious oddballs who would be bullied if they werent in the group.
Goorious by Urine Corporation October 13, 2012
Someone who looks really young for his age.
"Damn look at that little boy, he's definitely a goorav"
goorav by shadyshah March 15, 2004