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dirty dicking 

The act of rubbing your dick, preferably when dirty, over an item, preferably food, that does not belong to you when the rightful owner isn't looking.

Ideally, after the act of dirty dicking someone's food, you wait for the unsuspecting victim to eat said food.
I was dirty dicking Caleb's burritos he left in the microwave earlier, hopefully he'll eat them.
dirty dicking by Necro-File January 8, 2006

Dirty dicking 

I met this one annoying bitch on spring break so I started dirty dicking her so she would stop being a bitch. Now she got AIDs
Dirty dicking by t_hoops237 July 28, 2015

dirty dicking 

The act of fucking one girls ass then fucking a second girl's vagina with out showering between
I dirty dicked my girlfriend last night, after i got done fucking some dumb broad in the ass i tottaly fucked her with out washing up first
dirty dicking by Cuddle Bear December 31, 2004

Dirty dicking 

The act of fucking one chick and then before showering fucking another chick.
She'd be pissed if she knew I gave her a dirty dicking!
Dirty dicking by Beanergeuise November 12, 2020

dirty dicking 

The act of repeatedly sticking one's penis in a female's anus.
I was banging Yolanda last night, and we got a little carried away. My shlong slipped out of her kooch and into her browneye. I was dirty dicking her, and it felt pretty damn good.
dirty dicking by Jocko Johnson June 15, 2004

Dirty Dickin

When a man sleeping with dirty women who have toonie sized nipples uses a plunger to plung out her asshole and sticks it in her to give her pink eye
Last night I was dirty dickin some scallywag, finally got to use my new plunger
Dirty Dickin by Dirty dick Jim October 4, 2017