Wafflecock 

A acronym for an elite secret group of individuals each with their own different abilities. The group is thought to be so powerful if the acronym is ever revealed by one of its members, entire planets may be destroyed although the effects are still unknown.

"I heard a member of WAFFLECOCK took on Chuck Norris and it ended with Chuck Norris shitting himself"

Wafflecock by Gothicmoocow August 22, 2009

Wafflecock 

waf·fle·cock (wof·uhl·kok)
-noun, vulgar.
a term of derision, used to contemptuously mock an utterly senseless young male. A wafflecock is typically naïeve, foolish and lacks vision.

"Dave was such a wafflecock last night."

"I behaved inapropriately. I acted like a complete wafflecock and want to apologize."

Wafflecock by Robert_22 March 9, 2008

Wafflecock 

1. To hit or throw with excessive force; a step above a "wallop."

2. A nonsensical insult, implying one's penis resembles a waffle.

3. A falsehood, bullshit, poppycock

1. "If I had some guy trying to rub up on me on the daily, I'd wafflecock that fucker right in the mush."

2. "You're such a wafflecock."

3. "Everton? In the playoffs? WAFFLECOCK my good sir! Pure, unadulterated wafflecock!

Wafflecock by Giovanni Mann October 18, 2017

wafflecock 

a person who waffles to much so a guy is forced to shove his cock down their throat to shut em up

wafflecock are slags that want attention

wafflecock by alex henrietta November 7, 2020

Wafflecopter

When a person chats so much shit (the waffle begins), the waffling continues to build as they talk more and more shit until they physically take off into the air vertically like a helicopter

TomRob: Me and Tom have bought Rainbow 6 mate." *FAILS TO LOAD UP SAID PURCHASE*
You: "You're a right wafflecopter you son"

Wafflecopter by NoncePacts April 26, 2019

Waffleblock 

when a person intentionally or unintentionally prevents you from partaking in the enjoyment of waffles from Waffle House, Waffle Hut or any other waffle-based eating establishment

Caddy: Dude, Katy is totally waffleblocking us.

Justin: I know, she is a waffleblock!

Waffleblock by Waffle Haus October 28, 2009

wafflecakes 

this is when people chat bare shit.

person 1: i'm gonna bang you up!!!
person 2: stop chattin bare wafflecakes

wafflecakes by .x.Babiie J.x. April 20, 2008