DiFlursion 

Having the most delusion in a room full of delusional people

Hey, did you hear Johnny last night, he was being so DiFlursional

DiFlursion by Mitchell Schalles November 4, 2020

Cultural Diffusion 

The spreading of a cultural trait (eg, material object, idea,or behavior pattern) from one society to another

Cultural diffusion has resulted in our children enjoying a more enhanced holiday season due to additional traditions and celebrations shared with them by those of other cultures.

Cultural Diffusion by Katmandu September 4, 2003

Diffusion 

The movement of molecules from an area of high concentration to an area of low concentration.

Osmosis is the diffusion of water.

Diffusion by randomword12 December 9, 2008

Cultural Diffusion 

cultural diffusion menas the ideas and things in one culture "borrowed" by another culture

Americans borrowed the granny smith apple from Australia

Cultural Diffusion by Beatriz November 12, 2003

Elevator Diffusion 

The phenomenon in which people evenly distribute themselves in an elevator, especially after people get on or off said elevator.

Failure to do so will result in very awkward situations.

John: The elevator's stopped, time for elevator diffusion!

Kate: Why is this random standing right next to me?
John: Hey buddy! Follow elevator diffusion!
Random: Sorry, man

Elevator Diffusion by relativity13 April 5, 2011

Cum-Dillusional Syndrome

AKA: CDS
a disease a girl receives from consuming too much cum.
usually causes her not to realize guys only like her because she's a whore..

Friend 1: "Omg Sherrie is deffinately is suffering from CDS!"
Friend 2: " I know! How does she not know her boyfriends only going out with her for the constant fucking/BJs?"
Friend 1: Oh its such a shame what Cum-Dillusional Syndrome does to people...

Cum-Dillusional Syndrome by secretlovaaah February 7, 2009

Dilusionist

Someone who constantly lives in their own dilusional bubble. They always harp on about pulling "fitties" ALL the time; "riding ALL night long" and having great "footballing vision/skills". Realistically everyone knows a dilusionist's life is duller than an old grannies' haemorrhoid infected ass, but unfortunately they will never realise this!!

My mate told me he pulled a northern fitty at the weekend and ended up riding her all night long. What he didn't realise is that i saw the hairy munter leaving his house the next day and she said he fell asleep after spurting in his boxers......the man's a f*cking dilusionist!!

Dilusionist by The King October 16, 2003