Baptjizzm 

When a man spreads his seminal fluid in a holistic manner.

Jamaal cleansed Pepito with his holy baptjizzm.

Baptjizzm by DeadBoard February 22, 2008

bapjism 

The term for when a guy jizzes so hard, the girl or homosexual lover is absolutely covered in it. A combination of the words "baptism" and "jism"

At Christian school, Sally managed to receive a bapjism from a fellow student.

bapjism by PJ Queen August 15, 2009

Bapudi 

Bapudi is the crystallized consciousness of Hegelian Mind, embodied through the creative excretions of an underground collective with operatives all over the United States. Privately funded, Bapudi represents one of the last schools of independent thought and action not yet assimilated into True Being. Inchoate and ever-flowing, Bapudi will knock your boots off.

Bapudi.com is the official homepage to Bapudi activities, gatherings, and happenings this side of the Peiking Delta.

Bapudi by Brian December 11, 2003

Baptjize 

The act of blessing another person, or other object, by bequething a healthy dose of man essence on the forehead.

Father Malone could no longer fight the urge to baptjize young Jonathon.

Yo! I totally baptjized that chick from the bar last night!

I hated seeing my daughter's baptjism on youtube!!

Baptjize by samrock April 3, 2009

bapjizm 

The act of baptising a girlfriend, wife, fuck buddy (daughter's?) breast or "baps" region with god's sticky nectar.

PATRICK:I say, did you hear that Tom Baker and Lalla Ward were married in the early 1980s?

SPONGEBOB: No. Bet she got a few bapjizm s off that ex monk ex Time Lord kick ass old dude, who's still on Little Britain.

PATRICK: Sphincter.

bapjizm by Sir Bartholomew McTavish July 25, 2009

Bapjizzm

Fill a cup up with your own jizz. Make a girl believe you are about to embrace in a kiss and when she closes her eyes, say "The power of christ compels you!" and splash it in her face

Jane and I were on our first date and one thing led to another and we ended up back in my room. I turned the lights off and got the cup out of my desk. She was already laying on the bed half naked and I walked over and told her to close her eyes. I then splashed it in her face and said "The power of christ compels you!" she says whats that I said Bapjizzm

Bapjizzm by The Xcutuioner January 8, 2012

Babuji 

The act of blocking another man from hooking up with the girl he wants. Also known as "cock blocking."

Damn, he just took that girl I was talking to the pier. I just got babujied!

Babuji by The Aquaholic January 24, 2015