Smirph

A person who is generally annoying, usually pertaining to younger people who play video games. This person generally will loose valuable items and ruin your game experience. Opposite of smurf, he is generally bad at the game and in too high of a rank.

This guy is acting like smirph with a ph, kick him from the game!

by kelzyth October 19, 2020

smiph

A fart that is a weak, airy and is usually quiet

I just had a Smiph

by DDBANKS October 2, 2021

wet smirch

A wet smirch is when someone is put in a world of pain. No one ever wants to be in wet smirch.

Donald trump put Hilary Clinton into wet smirch. 9/10 people have experienced wet smirch.

by max rodgers January 24, 2017

Smurph

A nickname that some people with the last name "murphy" use.

This is because, maybe that person has a good sense of humor, or just likes the smurfs. Or maybe theyve never even heard of the smurfs and just hated their last name (murphy, which is irish) and thought "how can i improve my last name" and then thought of the word smurph.

Smurph, and A smurf. Are obviously two totally different things. keep that in mind. Also, someone with the nickname; smurph -note the PH.. Not F. May be very offended if you spell their name with a F... As you may be implying they look like a smurf, but hey.. That might be a good thing.

Friend: "yo smurph, you comin' to the game this saturday?"
Smurph: "ill pass"

by LydiaaSmurph October 6, 2012

smirpong

beer pong except with smirnoff duh

omg dawg, lets play some fucking smirpong!

by tori haas January 7, 2007

smorph

A piece of shit that morphs into many annoying different types of trolls, commonly found on mmo's

Dude1: Dude did you see that asshole 2 sec ago?
Dude2: Yea what a fucking smorph. Hope he gets anally raped by an elephant.

by Invisus Viscus July 30, 2009

Smurphobia

The fear of becoming blue.

There are few diseases as rare as smurphobia.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008