A Fred Gregory is a sex thing. Both partners lay in bed fully clothed. One partner stands on the bed and reads recipe books aloud for 17 minutes. On the 18th minute, the other partner shits in his or her pants, completing the Fred Gregory.
How was last night?
It was amazing. We did a Fred Gregory. Ruined her pants, but I have a great new recipe for smoked ribs.
The two damn sexiest gingers anyone has ever read/seen. Portrayed by James and Oliver Phelps.
Born on April 1st, 1978. Fred died tragically at the age of 20 in the battle of Hogwarts. George lost an ear in the Battle over Little Whinging.
Also know as Gred and Forge.
Twilight Fan: Ew. Fred and George Weasley are fucking ugly.
HP Fan: BITCH DON'T GET ME STARTED! THE ONLY GINGER YOU HAVE IS VICTORIA AND SHE WAS A SLUT. AND AT LEAST HARRY POTTER HAS TWINS IN THEIR SERIES UNLIKE YOUR FUCKING MARY-SUE! *repeaditly smacks twilight fan in the back of the head with "Harry Potter and The Order of the Pheonix*