BloVID 

A disease that’s transmitted from mouth to penis.

I think I caught BloVID from a girl I hooked up with. The only thing she did was suck on my cock and now it won’t stop itching.

BloVID by Goosey Goose October 7, 2020

Blovid 

How to refer to COVID-19 if you're skeptical of its origins and/or existence.

A: “You ever notice how robotically compliant some people are to government commands?
B: Ever since Blovid started.

Blovid by [e-mail] August 30, 2023

BLOVID-19 

What COVID-19 should really be referred to.

I’m sick to the back teeth of having to talk about BLOVID-19 everywhere I go!

BLOVID-19 by SpitFire4Truth March 24, 2021

Blovid-19 

Where while you are getting a blowjob and you shove your Dick so deep in their throat that they can’t breathe

After she gave me blovid-19 she can no longer taste my Dick.

Blovid-19 by Teej$ April 1, 2021

Blovid-19 

When people bloviate about something that have no clue about.

OP: "It's the 5G. It's a man-made virus. It's a plot. It's a ......"
Respondent: Someone has a bad case of Blovid-19

Blovid-19 by FurryNakedGroover April 2, 2020

Bovid 

an acute respiratory illness in humans caused by Boronavirus, capable of producing severe symptoms and in some cases death.

Bovid these nuts.

Bovid by Kvhal January 10, 2021

bloviate 

Bloviate is closely associated with U.S. President Warren G. Harding, who used it frequently and who was known for long, windy speeches. H.L. Mencken said of him, "He writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash."

After five years as president and thirty years as a political figure, this colossal oaf is still unable to discipline his urge to bloviate.

bloviate by mr.corruption June 13, 2005