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A disease that’s transmitted from mouth to penis.
I think I caught BloVID from a girl I hooked up with. The only thing she did was suck on my cock and now it won’t stop itching.
BloVID by Goosey Goose October 7, 2020
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How to refer to COVID-19 if you're skeptical of its origins and/or existence.
A: “You ever notice how robotically compliant some people are to government commands?
B: Ever since Blovid started.
Blovid by gybdsomd2675@gmail.com August 30, 2023
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BLOVID-19 

What COVID-19 should really be referred to.
I’m sick to the back teeth of having to talk about BLOVID-19 everywhere I go!
BLOVID-19 by SpitFire4Truth March 24, 2021

Blovid-19 

Where while you are getting a blowjob and you shove your Dick so deep in their throat that they can’t breathe
After she gave me blovid-19 she can no longer taste my Dick.
Blovid-19 by Teej$ April 1, 2021

Blovid-19 

When people bloviate about something that have no clue about.
OP: "It's the 5G. It's a man-made virus. It's a plot. It's a ......"
Respondent: Someone has a bad case of Blovid-19
Blovid-19 by FurryNakedGroover April 2, 2020
an acute respiratory illness in humans caused by Boronavirus, capable of producing severe symptoms and in some cases death.
Bovid these nuts.
Bovid by Kvhal January 10, 2021

bloviate 

Bloviate is closely associated with U.S. President Warren G. Harding, who used it frequently and who was known for long, windy speeches. H.L. Mencken said of him, "He writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash."
After five years as president and thirty years as a political figure, this colossal oaf is still unable to discipline his urge to bloviate.
bloviate by mr.corruption June 13, 2005
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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