turd burgler 

When you are taking a crap in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there

turd burgler by Kiser August 29, 2003

turd burgler 

A rude term describing a homosexual man. It specifically refers to his prediliction for anal sex. Its usage is similar to butt pirate, which is certainly inappropriate, but not as hateful as faggot.

"I hate that turd burgler Elton John!"

turd burgler by El Roberto August 1, 2004

turd burgler 

1. A male who is frequently the main penetrator in anal sex (with either a male or female).

2. A petty thief of fecal matter.

Yeah, it's all good till the pooper starts fighting back, isn't it? Turd burgler. I guess her @$$ didn't like that one.

turd burgler by frieze July 14, 2003

turd burgler 

Often used by Aussies to denote a Poof.

Hey Ricardo, you really got your shit pushed in by that Turd Burgler at Ripples last nite!

turd burgler by Samhain_Knight July 27, 2004

turd burgler 

one who enjoys uphill gardenin. Also known as a fudgepacker.

lilys pastimes include turd burgling

turd burgler by lily southam November 14, 2003

turd burgler 

The pitcher not the catcher, a blatent ass bandit

Nooo you idiot, I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher

turd burgler by a lgx January 15, 2004

turd burgler 

person who steals turds out of portable toilets at night

There's a turdburglar at the construction site again, Mike. Whatda we gonna do?

turd burgler by AlbertEinstein March 31, 2003