Zotos is the camera toting videographer for the town of Southbridge. Credits to Zotos’ filmography include, Southbridge Town Council Meetings, The Relay for Life, and Little League Baseball games. Zotos has mastered the art of inserting random, inappropriate, and often awkward background music into his recordings of local events. You know you are watching a “Zotos” flic if the camera zooms in on the face of a young girl displaying looks of disgust and confusion as if she had just caught a creepy old man videotaping her as the theme from “Growing Pains” plays in the background. Zotos can be identified by his long grey locks and “mustache”, musty smell, and the unnatural uneasiness you feel when within 50 yards of the man. Zotos has a similar facial bone structure to that of Splinter the mutant ninja rat who was sensei to the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".

Zotos was in his prime in the Barber Shop music videos of 2004

Zotos by MicrowavedElephant August 10, 2006

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Zoonie

Someone you find very attractive but they don't date their own race, which includes you.

Not to be confused with the 80's iconic movie The Goonies

"Sally's the biggest zoonie I know."

"You wanna fuck her don't you?"

"Yeah"

Zoonie by Sqid February 14, 2007

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Zooner pics

Taking pictures with your close friend(s) to post up on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace.

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Matt, wanna take some Zooner pics?
Yo, are we taking Zooner pics tonight?

Zooner pics by boatppd2 February 2, 2009

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