The process of giving a blow job over the internet on games such as runescape or habbo hotel or club penguin. If you're really good, millsberry. This process involves no webcam. Just hot, sweaty pixels.
It tends to pleasure your pixel boner.
*pulls down your pants* -Joan
oh my god *moan* -Joe
*takes off your boxers and smilez* -Joan
*forces your head onto my cock* -Joe
Ooh baby *sucks* -Joan
*SKEETS ON YOUR FACE* SORRY! -Joe
wow that was some hot e-head -Joan
yea i just came irl -Joe
Sucking up, brown-nosing, or generally being an annoying kiss-ass to someone/something online. Derived from "e-" as in e-mail, and "head" as in blowjob.
Hey Joe, why don't you give Felix a little more e-head, ok?
A group of close friends who join a social media group supervised by online groomers and befriend these alleged groomers gather information to confirm the allegations and then post it to related servers.
One of the servers I joined a while ago was e head crusaded. I always had a gut feeling about the owners.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"