noun or adjective: a man who doesn't know anything, there not very smart and take things out of proportion. The person intends to babble a lot about stupid things and everyone just wants him to shut up. They also tend to be very lazy.
Its a special type of Zauce. When put on ribs it brings you instantly to heaven. Heaven for fatties that is!? The second you open the bottle a whiff of ecstasy is blown into your face - but be careful you might faint from pure joy. Pouring it on your ribs, hot dogs, steaks, burgers, wings, pizza, and cholent you see a golden brown like liquid flow out of the bottle. The Zauce is such an eclectic Zauce that it can be used with almost anything. It can be used from right when you wake up brushing your teeth, and if you wanna flavor up your water a lil just squirt about a table spoon in there and your good to go.
"Are you putting Jack Daniels Zauce on that?"
"Na, We only useJack Dangiels zauce. Spicy zauce".
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"