Monica gellering 

The art of being your parents least favourite.

“Dude, my little brother gets everything he wants! And then I ask for a dollar and I get shouted at!”
“Bro, you’re totally Monica Gellering!”

Monica gellering by mondlerssmile August 11, 2019

bellering 

the sound a cow makes especially when calling her calf

When a mother cow is separated from her calf she calls her calf with a loud bellering call.

bellering by rancherorvin March 12, 2014

Wellering

Wellering: pronounciation: weh-lur-ing

Verb- being forced into paying considerably more than the expected price of item(s). Generally starting with a $100 per instance, but can be much higher.

Long term effects of wellering: bankruptcy, divorce, feeling if inadequacy, and depression.

He told me theses parts would cost 150$, and now wellering me into paying 225

Wellering by Rocko123456 March 26, 2013

kellering 

When a man ejaculates during oral sex in the face of his female partner in the eyes temporarily blinding her like Helen Keller

I she doesnt swallow so when i pulled out i gave her a kellering.

kellering by bigterm April 30, 2014

Hellen Kellering 

Ejaculating into a girls eyes, mouth, and ears, disabling her hearing, sight, and ability to talk. You then sign the words F-U-C-K M-E into her pussy.

We were Hellen Kellering back there.

Hellen Kellering by Thee Big Bee June 20, 2010

zelling

The act of extorting a girl into giving you oral sex.

Brendan: Dude I totally was zelling last night. I zelled two chicks by threatening to leave them at the lake.
Joe: NICE!

zelling by FZAPPA July 25, 2007

Zelling

Present tense of zold. Anything bad that happens in motion.

Jenny is dishing out zellings again all round. Wouldn’t wanna be zold.

Zelling by Namesnotjeff November 3, 2024