Procon 

The nickname given to someone when it has been decided that that they are more likely of two persons that you would rather engage in coitus with.

person A: "Who would you rather do, Price or Pattinson?"

person B: "Price obviously, he is a total procon."

Procon by ItIsConfidential November 26, 2011

procon 

not to be confused with a proton, a procon is an action or emotional moment in which it is simultaneously good and bad

Bria gets overly attached to people which is a procon for her.

Staying up late is good for doing activities but bad for your health making it a procon.

procon by friendly neighborhood lesbian July 24, 2020

procon boyz 

People who prefer the nintendo switch pro controller over the joycons. Usually are fans on FearsomeFire.

Guy 1: Bro imma get a pro controller
Guy 2: Ayyy procon boyz!!

procon boyz by BusterBrian April 13, 2019

Protonjon 

A semi-famous Canadian LPer (let's player) on youtube. Kinda lazy on uploading though. Has done LPs of rom hacks, and collab projects with others such as chuggaaconroy, Nintendocaprisun, and Joshjepson. In group called TheRunawayGuys.

Protonjon is known for his mario rom hack LPing.

Protonjon by Solatogamer March 21, 2012

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

cdesign proponentsists 

The missing link between "creationists" and "design proponents", as used in the textbook Of Pandas and People. Used to refer to creationist dumbfucks who are all to generally confused by science theology or even common sense.

Science says man evolved from other apes. Cdesign proponentsists say apes smell and prefer the scientific explanation "Goddidit".

cdesign proponentsists by cdesign proponentist October 21, 2006

Preconditulation 

When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.

I was sitting in class the other day when I felt preconditulation.

Preconditulation by HideYoKidzLadyz May 15, 2014