Clumpy 

A homeless man with middle fingers missing on both hands, giving the appearance of crab like claws instead of hands - or clumps.

A Clumpy is also a popular dance move, where a person walks sideways like a crab and imitates picking up cans with their outermost fingers. An odd, distorted face usually accompanies these movements.

Look out for Clumpy down that alley, he'll be after your cans!

Clumpy by ClumpyLover July 20, 2011

Clumpy 

Used to describe someone who fat, but not really round. The fat clumps in different places, making him or her look lumpy or made out of play-doh.

"Dude, did you see that hambeast walk by? It was one clumpy motherfucker."

Clumpy by zipzapzookie August 3, 2008

clumpy 

it can be used as an insult or a compliment depending on how you say it.

example 1
person 1. “she was literally so clump bruh.”

person 2. “ew”

example 2

“OMG SHE IS SO CLUMPY IM JEALOUS”

clumpy by urmyomomma March 28, 2022

Clumpy 

A term of endearment for one whos feet are grossly disproportional to ones frame. This state can be greatly exaggerated by big boots, marble floors and a gormless look.

"that cleaner is clumpy"

Clumpy by Leia January 20, 2005

clumpy 

The act of giving or receiving a blow job while on the toilet taking a shit.

Kevin was siting on the toilet taking a dump while Britney was on her knees giving him clumpy.

clumpy by deltro August 14, 2006

clumpy 

the act of recieving oral sex while curbing someone

"Robert didnt feel making him bite the curb was ruthless enough, so he made the kid's girlfriend give him a clumpy"

clumpy by mikemikemikeee February 5, 2008

clumpy 

The type of feeling you get when you're moody, unhappy, hungry, angry, sad, and basically not in a "people's" mood

Guy1: dude you seem stressed out, what's up
Guy2: I left the house since morning to get my phone and I still couldn't get it. And the air pollution is something else. Basically, I feel clumpy. And I also feel like shit, so......

clumpy by jsyk I'm here July 20, 2020