The contraction of only two people’s name on Earth, Shownu and Ines. Showines’ alchemy is the most beautiful thing to admire in the entire world. Their couple is often victim of other’s jealousy, but at the end of the day they know the best that they can’t be separated.
Some people wish they were Showines, but they are not.
Using your shower (to the hottest temperature so we can get the steam) as a humidifier when you have A CONGESTED NOSE and want to breathe but don't have an actual humidifier so
Dude, did you see Nick's pitched tent? Bro must have been looking at something diabolical on his phone because he had a massive showner in his pants.
Tommy was staring at his crush at work and ended up with a huge showner in his pants that everyone glared at when he stood up to go to the bathroom to take care of business.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.